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gifak-net:

Everyone knows once you make it upstairs youre safe

gifak-net:

Everyone knows once you make it upstairs youre safe

iwillmindfuckyou:

LOOK AT THE STICKER I FOUND AT A BALINESE MARKET

iwillmindfuckyou:

LOOK AT THE STICKER I FOUND AT A BALINESE MARKET

snatchedweaves:

walking downstairs in the middle of the night after bloggingimage

Mom: “Why are you awake?

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fuckoffcats:

you cant spell school without i want to stab myself

awkwardvagina:

if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry 

charlesmacaulayy:

telling someone to read a book and watching as their world slowly gets destroyed by it

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rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


"It takes too long"So does raising a fucking child

rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"It takes too long"
So does raising a fucking child

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

chevalierdog:

i logged into twitter for the first time in a year because i was curious how many people spelled doughnuts as dognuts