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when you correct the teacher



I hate school because it’s that time of the year where you realize you aren’t just ugly, you’re also stupid.


masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

Anonym said: how often do you have sex?


How often is your dad “working late”?


could you please fill out this quick survey for me?



“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing


Striking photos show the catastrophic flooding in Detroit

Part of metropolitan Detroit is in a total state of emergency, and barely anyone is paying attention.

Thunderstorms on Monday flooded major sections of the suburb of Warren, just miles from downtown Detroit. It’s pretty bad — in some places the water reached five feet high, while Warren Mayor Jim Fouts told WWJ Newsradio 950 that 1,000 cars had been abandoned to floodwater. Thousands of residents, as well as the city hall and police department, have flooded basements. One person has died and hundreds of others have been rescued by police in canoes.

"This is probably a 200-year rain. I’ve never seen anything like this." | Follow micdotcom


why can’t periods just last for like an hour, like okay you’ve made your point, I’m not pregnant you can leave now